I am 42 yrs old 5'10' 160 with hardly any body fat. I never smoke pot I took 2 puffs from a joint and 5 days was drung tested ( urine ) prior to the test I emptied my bladder and drank 2 detox formulas. 2 hrs later tested. Clear?

It depends on the level of cannabinoids that are acceptable in your particular test. For most random drug screens, you'll probably pass. But if your test has a very low cut-off, you could be busted. You may find-out the hard way that the detox things do not work.

Your story sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me. You said that you never smoke pot, and then said you recently took two hits in the same sentence. Which one is it?

There is no need to pretend you're not a stoner of AB, man.